Minnesregler
- Don't trust anybody.
- Never jump to conclusions.
- Never read a book of demon summoning out loud.
- Swimming is bad.
- Just say no to human blood.
- Clowns are bad, very bad. They're evil, too. Even Ronald McDonald is a potential threat.
- Don't make fun of or play with dead things.
- If you go off alone to get yourself a beer, you won't live long enough to drink it.
- If you open a partially closed door, don't be surprised if a corpse falls out.
- The killer is closer than you think.
- If there is a nuclear power plant in your town, don't drink from the school water fountain.
- When looking for a place to hide from zombies, try the attic or the basement. Make sure to securely lock the door behind you.
- Things are always too good to be true.
- Cell phones and the Internet are evil.
- Touring the area where a successful horror movie was filmed only causes problems.
- If you chose to live in an area devoid of sunlight, remember to keep your "vampire survival kit" handy.
- Your dog can take care of itself.
- So can your spouse.
- And your kids.
- Avoid people in black.
- Avoid people with pointy teeth.
- Avoid people with lots of facial hair.
- Avoid people with pale complexions who moan and sway.
- Avoid people who have easy access to virgin's blood and/or speak in languages you don't hear very often.
- Avoid people.
- THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE EVER: Don't die!
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